From my time trying sex toys, I have come to learn a bunch about my body and its preferences, and one thing I quickly realized is that I am just not really a fan of bullet vibes. I have tried a variety, from cheap to expensive, and they just never give me enough power to really be worth it. Not that that’s their fault; I’m the kind of person who needs serious stimulation to get off, like, punch me in the clit levels of stimulation. So when I had the chance to review a bullet vibe from Blush, I didn’t necessarily have high expectations for my own experience.
Good size and shape makes the Hot Tongue easy and comfortable to hold.
Blush has a series of bullet vibes that come with different types of silicone sleeves. The set has seven different shapes, all of which are removable from the vibe itself. The one Blush sent me to review was the Hot Tongue, a cute pink vibe shaped like a chubby tongue with groves. The silicone has a very soft and glidey finish while still managing to be pretty firm. The shape gives you a lot of variety of ways to play with, from the pinpoint tip to the rounded base. The vibe is magnet-chargeable, which is cool except it can be easy to knock it off, and there’s nothing worse than thinking you have a full battery, only to find that it wasn’t charging at all.
Unfortunately, when I tried this toy, my initial expectations were confirmed. The shape of the silicone was really nice, it fits really comfortably in the hand and contours to body curves really well, and if it was twice as strong, I think I’d really like it. But as it stands, the vibration is just too weak and buzzy for my taste. Even being used to tease it doesn’t much for me.
Great for hand jobs.
Never to let a toy go to waste, however, I branched out. And while it didn’t work for me, Dick actually likes it a lot. I left it for him one day and told him to give it a shot, and the next day he told me he loved it. His usual style of jerking off is with a soft microfiber rag, so he just used the vibrator over it. Last night I wanted to try it on him myself, and I had a lot of fun with it. It’s really easy to hold and tease with. I ended up using The Butters lube to stroke him with one hand and played around with the vibe in the other, and found that I could just hold it and give him a two-handed hand job, the results of which were very positive. This is actually one of the best vibes I have used on him when it comes to ergonomics; I love how easy it was to use and that it wasn’t very cumbersome like other vibes are. We will definitely be using this for more partnered play in the future.
I asked Dick some questions about the Hot Tongue to get more details on how he felt about it:
Overall impression of this toy? “Love it, both for solo use and partnered. I think it’s shape and maneuverability make it stand out and more superior to a standard bullet.”
What do you think of the patterns? “The patterns are pretty good, but the sustained vibration in particular is really good. You can get some really sharp sensations out of it.”
Is the vibration strong enough? “Yes! It’s also amplified by the shape of the toy, in particular the tip, for intense pinpoint stimulation.”
Definitely a tongue.
What context do you think this would be the most fun? “Like I said, it’s good for solo and partnered use. I can enjoy this on my own, or can see it being used in a variety of encounters. From a simple hand job to an orgasm torture or tease and denial type scene. It would probably be great to use through a chastity cage.”
Overall, I think this bullet vibe is not bad. I think the shape and feel of the sleeve is really nice, and the variety of ways you can use it make it fresh and fun. If you need heavy (and especially rumbly) vibration, this is not the toy for you, but for Dick it’s perfect. This vibrator is now his, and I look forward to finding new and interesting ways to use it on him.
Thanks to Blush Novelties for sending me this toy in exchange for a review. To get this or any of the other Aria bullets, visit them through my affiliate link here!
