Fleshjack Boys Boomer Banks Dildo Review

Fleshjack Boys Boomer Banks Dildo Review

As a note to future readers, this was written at the height of social distancing during the COVID-19 pandemic. When it comes to my love for dicks, I’m not picky.  (Now, Dicks are another thing; I prefer the “wound” kind.)  So long as the penis is...
Lush Lexi Review

Lush Lexi Review

I love working with Blush Novelties, because sometimes I get emails that say “We have a toy with your name, so you need to try it.”  And really, how can you say no to that?  It’s not every day that “go fuck yourself” means trying out a...
Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Review

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Review

I have (shockingly, perhaps) never really spoken at length on the podcast about my “radioactive spider bite,” the moment that inevitably lead to my being kinky (or at least lead to my realizing I always was).  When I think about the development of my...
Thump It Thrusting Dildo Review

Thump It Thrusting Dildo Review

If you’ve been keeping up with recent trends in the wide, wide world of sex toys the way I do, you may have picked up on the seemingly-meteoric rise of the self-thrusting dildo.  With the magic of miniaturization and modern technology, it’s becoming more...