Five Songs You Didn’t Know Were Kinky

So, you’ve been listening to “Off the Cuffs” for a while now and you’ve decided to try this BDSM thing that Dick and I keep talking about. You got yourself a FetLife account, went to the local munch, and met someone who wants you to cuff them to your bed, give them a...

Review of SquarePegToys Mel

The SquarePegToys Mel realistic dildo has only been in my collection for a short time, but it may already be my favorite.  This boy is a whopping 9” by 2.23″, making it the largest insertable I own.  I’ve never really referred to myself as a size queen,...

On Community

This July marked the fifth consecutive year that I attended TES Fest and the third year (if not in a row)that I served as part of the volunteer security team. Working security at this fetish convention hasalways been a bittersweet experience for me; to be entirely...

Review of The Realm Dildo Sword

A few months ago, I entered a giveaway from SheVibe to win a limited edition version of a then-new toy, The Realm Drago Lock On Dragon Sword Handle, and a matching Draken dildo in a beautiful red color.  To my surprise and delight, I ended up winning this...

We Cloned Dick’s Dick!

Fun with Penis Molding Kits   We recently had the pleasure of partnering up with Clone-A-Willy, a sex toy company from Portland, Oregon. Clone-A-Willy is known by many as the “make a copy of your dick” kit provider, but nowadays they have kits to clone...

Review of the JoyFlex Ridgeback

I am a bit of a sex toy nerd. I am certainly not as knowledgeable as any of the (many) bloggers I follow on Twitter, nor have I experienced as many toys as they have. What I do have, however, is an obsessive tendency to follow every small maker of dildos I can find,...