by minimus maximus | Aug 27, 2019 | Blog
So, you’ve been listening to “Off the Cuffs” for a while now and you’ve decided to try this BDSM thing that Dick and I keep talking about. You got yourself a FetLife account, went to the local munch, and met someone who wants you to cuff them to your bed, give them a...
by Lexual Romance | Aug 9, 2019 | Blog, Reviews
The SquarePegToys Mel realistic dildo has only been in my collection for a short time, but it may already be my favorite. This boy is a whopping 9” by 2.23″, making it the largest insertable I own. I’ve never really referred to myself as a size queen,...
by minimus maximus | Aug 2, 2019 | Blog
This July marked the fifth consecutive year that I attended TES Fest and the third year (if not in a row)that I served as part of the volunteer security team. Working security at this fetish convention hasalways been a bittersweet experience for me; to be entirely...
by Lexual Romance | Jul 23, 2019 | Blog, Reviews
A few months ago, I entered a giveaway from SheVibe to win a limited edition version of a then-new toy, The Realm Drago Lock On Dragon Sword Handle, and a matching Draken dildo in a beautiful red color. To my surprise and delight, I ended up winning this...
by Lexual Romance | Jun 13, 2019 | Blog, Reviews
Fun with Penis Molding Kits We recently had the pleasure of partnering up with Clone-A-Willy, a sex toy company from Portland, Oregon. Clone-A-Willy is known by many as the “make a copy of your dick” kit provider, but nowadays they have kits to clone...
by Lexual Romance | May 25, 2019 | Blog, Reviews
I am a bit of a sex toy nerd. I am certainly not as knowledgeable as any of the (many) bloggers I follow on Twitter, nor have I experienced as many toys as they have. What I do have, however, is an obsessive tendency to follow every small maker of dildos I can find,...