Shiny and beautiful.
The SquarePegToys Mel realistic dildo has only been in my collection for a short time, but it may already be my favorite. This boy is a whopping 9” by 2.23″, making it the largest insertable I own. I’ve never really referred to myself as a size queen, but now that I’ve met Mel, I can deny the title no longer. Being a fan of girth is not a new concept to me, but to have something so girthy also manage to feel so damn good definitely is. The silicone used in this toy is exceptionally soft and squishy, which mitigates the usual discomfort that extra large toys often have. It feels excellent while squeezing or thrusting vigorously, and the texture really enhances the filling sensation. I usually go for toys that are better angled to hit my g-spot, but this toy takes up enough room that it hits the spot and then some, angle be damned. It definitely takes a little working up to, depending on the mood, but once you get there, the feeling of stretch and fullness is delicious. I usually can only take about half of this giant phallus, but having the extra length at the bottom is helpful for holding and maneuvering, so to speak, especially since soft toys like this can often be a bit unwieldy. When Dick fucked me with it, he found it pretty challenging to handle (cries of “It’s like a giant noodle!” were heard) until he gripped a bit higher on the shaft itself.
Mel standing briefly on my bedside table with my lubes.
As far as logistics go, you’ll definitely want to use a lot of lube with this. The dildo doesn’t taper much at the top, which can make insertion challenging depending on the readiness of the hole in question. When it comes to the suction cup base, while a pretty cool idea, I usually can’t get it to stay up because of the weight of the thing. I have tried standing it up on my bedside table and it stays for maybe 30 seconds before falling over under its own mass. However, I did get it to stick to the wall in my shower, so I think water helps make a stronger seal. I probably won’t be doing this often, though, because fucking myself via a dildo on a wall frankly requires more coordination than can be asked of me.
In the near future, I want to have someone fuck me via strap–on with the Mel to see if it is a viable option. The toy has a flared base and should be good for that, but the concern that I have is that it would just be too soft and floppy to handle well. But only experimentation will tell for sure. Oh well; it’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
I recommend this toy if you’re a fan of large dongs and squishy silicone. Or maybe if you haven’t tried a really large toy but want something with a lot of give to it; this is probably a great toy for those looking to take a step up in size who otherwise aren’t sure they could manage. Or if you just want a big noodly dick to swing around wildly and terrify your friends with (arguably the best option). I don’t know, you do you!
Romantic photoshoot with me and Mel coming soon.
Thank you to Shevibe for sending me this excellent toy!
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