Blush Novelties Noje Quiver Review

Blush Novelties Noje Quiver Review

My first ever sex toy was an electric toothbrush that I used when I was in middle school, unbeknownst to my family that it was for nefarious purposes. When I was that age I fantasized about having a vast sex toy collection as an adult—I dreamed of all the sensations I...
Wildo’s Dildos Tounge-Tacle Dildo Review

Wildo’s Dildos Tounge-Tacle Dildo Review

Being the self-described creeps and weirdos that we are at OCP, we’re always, ahem, excited (hehe) to see a good tentacle dildo. However, when I first stumbled upon the Tongue-tacle by Wildos Dildos, I was honestly shook.  Now, I’ve seen my fair share of tongue- and...
The Devil’s Lotus Clit Clamp Review

The Devil’s Lotus Clit Clamp Review

I’ll be honest, I’ve never considered using a clit clamp until I saw The Devil’s Lotus. My pussy has been hurt in a whole slew of ways: it’s been kicked, punched, cropped, kubatoned, you name it, but I had never thought to use a clamp until I came across this sleek...
Terrible Toyshop ‘The Snapper 2.0’ Review

Terrible Toyshop ‘The Snapper 2.0’ Review

The moment I laid my eyes on The Snapper 2.0 by Terrible Toyshop, I knew I had to have it. I’m typically only interested in toys when they really stand out to me, and I had never seen anything like this. When I first saw it, I wasn’t even sure how this 3-D printed ray...
Terrible Toyshop ‘The Stinger’ Review

Terrible Toyshop ‘The Stinger’ Review

When Terrible Toyshop offered to send us some products, based on their reputation, I knew I would be remiss if I didn’t choose at least one toy that looked truly evil. For this I chose The Stinger, and it delivered. The Stinger is a relatively simple cable whip—it’s a...