If there is anything that Hankey’s Toys is known for, it’s giant silicone dildos. That’s likely why the toy I am reviewing today is named the BFG. I am definitely a fan of large dildos, which is why the last few reviews I did for Hankey’s were for some large toys. The BFG that I chose was actually the smallest that they offered (funnily named medium) which I guess I thought would make it easier, but this thing is still a beast. At an overall length of 11″ and widest diameter over 3″, this BFG is nothing to fuck with.
The design of the BFG (or Big Fucking Genital) is really cool and unlike any shapes I’ve seen before. It definitely feels very dragon like, with a series of muscles and knots all the way down the toy. The one I have is in 75% soft silicone so it’s pretty squishy and flexible, something I prefer in a large toy. It also has a bit of a curve, accentuated by the coronal ridge of the head. The texture also gets bumpier and knottier as it goes down.
Description: The Hankey’s Toys BFG dildo next to an Xbox controller.
I had to try this toy a lot of times before being able to give a good assessment of it. There are things I like about it and things that I don’t. The biggest issue I have is not really the fault of the toy, just an incompatibility with my anatomy. The shape of the head makes for really nice g-spot stimulation, but I find the sensation of inserting the toy to be uncomfortable. It just clicks over my pelvic bone in a way I am not into. Once it’s in and I can do some shallow thrusting, it feels great. I like the way the bulbous texture feels as I move it and it stretches me a little bit.
I really wanted to get a feel for the texture of the entire toy, but unfortunately my vaginal canal just can’t take all this length. Even on my greediest days I can only take about half this toy, which is around where the first knot starts. I still like the texture that I can feel, it just seems sad to have so much more that I can’t access!
Description: The Hankey’s Toys BFG dildo on a spray painted picnic table.
The length does come in handy though. I am able to grip the base pretty comfortably without having to contort my body at all and fuck myself with ease. It probably helps that I am not doing any lengthy thrusting, but this still works fine for me. The only issue with that is my arm getting tired after playing for a while, just because of the weight.
This toy comes with a Vac-U-Lock comparable hole, which I would love to use to fuck someone else but I have yet to find a willing victim. The BFG is definitely not for beginners.
Pros:
-Nice texture without being too much
-Pronounced coronal ridge for g-spot
-Super long, if you like depth
Cons:
-Was uncomfortable on my pelvic bone- but that’s just me
-Lint sticks to it like crazy
Overall I think the BFG is a good dildo, just probably not great for my body in particular. Someone who is really into deep anal play would probably get a lot of enjoyment out of it, but that’s not really my jam. I am glad I was able to find a way to make it work for me and I did get off on it a bunch of times. It probably won’t be a super regular piece for me but I am still glad to have it for when I need something a bit different.
Thank you to Hankey’s Toys for sending me this piece for a review. If you’d like to shop this toy or any of their very many dildos, click here!
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