Being the self-described creeps and weirdos that we are at OCP, we’re always, ahem, excited (hehe) to see a good tentacle dildo. However, when I first stumbled upon the Tongue-tacle by Wildos Dildos, I was honestly shook. Now, I’ve seen my fair share of tongue- and tentacle-based dildos (it’s a perk of the trade), but this one had a downright creepy sense of realism, unlike all the rest I’d seen. Something about the high-gloss sheen and almost too lifelike coloring both aroused and repelled me. And, well, I knew at once that I had to try this creepy fucker, a resolution that the proprietor of Wildo’s Dildos was only too happy to indulge.
The Tongue-tacle arrived quickly in simple and discreet packaging, which I quickly tore into with glee. What I first noticed upon pulling it out of the bag was just how shiny it was in person. By shiny, I mean that the surface is very slick, perhaps one of the glossiest dildos I have ever encountered, which lends itself to that aforementioned semblance of realism that’s very cool. I asked for the fleshy color, which ended up being a nice shade of shimmery pink with blue, vein-like drips throughout. The size I chose was the medium, which measures a hair over 6.5” of insertable length and about 8.5” in circumference (2.7” in diameter, but it’s not really circular). My overall first impression of this toy’s aesthetics was very positive, and I couldn’t wait to find out if it felt as good as it looked.
Tongue-Tacle Dildo
After I finally finished ogling the dildo, or at least managed to take a break from doing so, I slathered it up in lube (which makes it look even more creepy-awesome, BTW) and went to town. I am a noted fan of dildos that taper up to a filling stretch, and this beauty did not disappoint in that department. I took my time working it in and found that I was able to take the entire thing without too much fuss. The textured nubs around the middle of the tongue were really nice, and I found that they enhanced the already very nice sensation I was getting from the stretch alone. When I jerk off, I’m not much of a thruster (my arm gets tired easily and, frankly, I’m lazy), but I found that I actually really enjoyed thrusting with this toy. When my arms got tired, I was able to position it so that a bit of hip rocking took care of that for me, and, combined with my favorite vibe, I got off very easily. I also really enjoy how this toy stretches me out when I have it all the way in; just keeping it all in drives me totally nuts.
Wildo’s Dildos sent me the suction cup version of the dildo, and while I don’t often use suction cups for staying purposes, I found that it did help me grip the base better in this case. When I tested the suction strength, it was able to stay put really well on smooth, non-textured surfaces. As I write this, I have the dildo stuck onto my wall, which has a very slight texture to it, and it hasn’t popped off even with a bunch of tugging. What can I say? It’s an aesthetic.
Tongue-Tacle Dildo
Pros:
- Filling, tapered design
- Subtle texture
- Multiple sizes available
- Suction cup option available
- Creepy as fuck (yes, this is a pro)
Cons:
- None really, unless the style/design doesn’t appeal to you
My humble opinion is that this dildo is an absolute banger. In terms of pricing, quality, and pleasure potential, the Tongue-Tacle has immediately become one of my favorites. I would recommend this toy to anybody looking for a solid fantasy dildo (and doubly so to my monster fucker-inclined friends). If you’ve ever thought “Damn, my sex toy collection could really use a totally unnerving yet extremely sexy dildo,” or you’ve ever wanted to fuck Venom, then the Tongue-Tacle is an excellent choice.
