Important: Gwen Needs a New Computer for Off the Cuffs
Hey all you lovely folks! Gwen here. I've never done a fundraiser like this before, but my only computer to work on Off the Cuffs is on its last leg. I use it daily for remote recoding, editing episodes, producing Patreon content, and basically all other Off the Cuffs...
Blush Novelties Noje Quiver Review
My first ever sex toy was an electric toothbrush that I used when I was in middle school, unbeknownst to my family that it was for nefarious purposes. When I was that age I fantasized about having a vast sex toy collection as an adult—I dreamed of all the sensations I...
Wildo’s Dildos Tounge-Tacle Dildo Review
Being the self-described creeps and weirdos that we are at OCP, we’re always, ahem, excited (hehe) to see a good tentacle dildo. However, when I first stumbled upon the Tongue-tacle by Wildos Dildos, I was honestly shook. Now, I’ve seen my fair share of tongue- and...
Is ASMR a Fetish?
For those who are unfamiliar, Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) is a physical sensation often described as a pleasurable tingling that tends to begin in the head and scalp, which often moves down the spine and through the limbs. Other ways people explain...
Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Clit Sucking Vibrator Review
When I started reviewing toys, I had the (mostly correct) assumption that toys offering dual stimulation are more often bad than good. Having two points of contact both be in the correct spot for every body that tries them is quite a design challenge, and many...
6 Tips for Revealing Sexual Fantasies to Your Partner
Opening up about sexual fantasies isn’t easy. Often, it can be challenging to admit your desires to yourself, let alone someone you care about who, in the worst case scenario, has the potential to reject you. Additionally, there could be other factors that might...
So You’ve Realized You’re Kinky… Now What?
It can be a big deal for a lot of folks to realize that they’re kinky. If you’re taking your first steps on your journey with kink, congratulations! It’s an exciting time, but you might find yourself overwhelmed by all that’s out there and what to do next. This is why...
The Devil’s Lotus Clit Clamp Review
I’ll be honest, I’ve never considered using a clit clamp until I saw The Devil’s Lotus. My pussy has been hurt in a whole slew of ways: it’s been kicked, punched, cropped, kubatoned, you name it, but I had never thought to use a clamp until I came across this sleek...
Terrible Toyshop ‘Rigger’s Delight Nipple Stretcher’ Review
Of all the toys I have reviewed for Terrible Toyshop, the Rigger’s Delight Nipple Stretcher is perhaps the most ambitious. This toy is a fresh take on something you may have seen before, most commonly known as the Tower of Pain. Upon first glance it appears to be some...
Terrible Toyshop ‘The Snapper 2.0’ Review
The moment I laid my eyes on The Snapper 2.0 by Terrible Toyshop, I knew I had to have it. I’m typically only interested in toys when they really stand out to me, and I had never seen anything like this. When I first saw it, I wasn’t even sure how this 3-D printed ray...






